Everything I need to know about life I've learned from the Gilmores

-God is a woman and lives in London
-Almost anything can be "dirty"
-Oy is the funniest word in the world.
-The four food groups consist of: fast food, junk food, frozen food, and take out.
-Always carry a book, you never know when you'll need it.
-Oy, with the poodles already!
-Coffee is essential for survival.
-Snow is magical.
-The difference between cows and humans is hay.
-Childbirth is like doing the splits on a case of dynamite.
-If men can name their kids after themselves, why not women?
-Never buy something just because its furry.
-Backwards baseball caps and flannel never go out of style.
-CopperBoom!
-You can never have too many thanksgiving dinners.
-Booze is grown up milk and cookies.
-If you're frustrated with someone try pushing him into a lake.
-When stuck in a hopeless situation, climb out the balcony window.
-The answer to problems in the mid-east is, "I have to poop."
-Answer the pepperoni.
-Beware of jeep-hitting deer.
-Keep that horoscope, it may bring you luck.
-The last supper cannot be funky.
-How to communicate with your parents
-Floor boards are a great place to hide things.
-Green is the new pink.
-Pro/con lists are the only way to make important decisions.
-Devil egging someone's car is kathartic.
-The fish flies at night.
-The plural for cul-de-sac is culs-de-sac.
-You can't watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory without massive amounts of candy.
-Bloaty is not a word.
-It's very ladylike to feel drafts.
-Don't take mints from a restaurant, they contain urine.
-If all else fails, you can marry rich.
-If there is any impulse buying, make it chocolate.
-Rich people have hilarious sock drawers.
-Don't keep your valuables in the bottom drawer.
-If you die, your automatic vacuum will pick up the pieces and no one will ever find you.
-You can't order crispy fried without first ordering fries.

I would like to dedicate this to Miss CamCam and Marissa:)